Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Jon Gosselin, Scumbag?


Good Idea: Getting out of a relationship that makes you unhappy. (Good for you Jon!)
Bad Idea: Parading around St. Tropez with a 22-year old girlfriend 3 weeks after filing for divorce. (Shame on you, Jon!)


Good Idea: Taking a trip to the French Riviera. (Nothing wrong with needing a vacation when you have 8 kids, Jon.)
Bad Idea: Parading around St. Tropez with a 22-year old girlfriend 3 weeks after filing for divorce. (Huge douche bag move, Jon!)


Good Idea: Moving on with your life. (We’ve all had to do it at some point, Jon.)
Bad Idea: Parading around St. Tropez with a 22-year old girlfriend 3 weeks after filing for divorce. (But you never cheated on Kate, right Jon?)

Get it, Jon???

It is true. Jon has admitted that he and Hailey Glassman are dating. He says that they have been friends for several years and only began dating very recently.

Jon claims that he is just a regular guy and is doing something that regular guys do.
Duh! Regular guys are millionaires, with 8 kids, a reality show, and a new 22-year old girlfriend after filing for divorce from their wives of 10 years. I don’t know who the heck Jon hangs out with to think such a stupid thing. Oh, wait, I do know who he hangs out with. Hi Hailey.

Christian Audigier, the mastermind behind Ed Hardy and the person Jon was meeting with in St. Tropez to discuss future employment, claims that Jon is obviously in love. Gag!

While rumors of an engagement are starting to pop up everywhere online, Jon says that he and Hailey are just hanging out and that there are no plans for an engagement.

I only feel bad for his 8 children who will see these headlines in the supermarket lines. Jon claims his children are his number one priority but I doubt he's thinking about them when he’s holding Hailey’s hand, lounging on a yacht in St. Tropez.

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